5 Ways to Look at your Wife


                                        

If you really wish to score some brownie points with your wife, then you should be gazing into her eyes more often. Here are 5 ways to look at her. These ways are tried and tested and hence there is no chance of failure. You can look at her in any one of the ways or in all of the 5 ways, depending upon your and her mood. That call you have to take.

No. 1                                                                                                            

The Guru Dutt Way

I am sure all of you must have seen the film Chaudvin ka Chaand. If not, then you must have at least seen the song Chaudvin ka Chaand ho ya Aftaab ho  -  look at the way Guru Dutt looks at Waheeda Rehman. The sheer intensity, the focus, the concentration is amazing. If you look at your wife with the same intensity, focus and concentration, then imagine how the wife will feel.

No. 2

The Dilip Kumar Way 

In Mughal-e-Azam, when Dilip Kumar caresses Madhubala’s cheek with a feather, he looks at her with eyes so full of passion. So deep is his gaze that it seems he has pierced her soul. Try looking at your wife in the same way (holding a feather in your hand and caressing her cheek with it is optional). Let your gaze go deep into her heart so that it touches her soul.

No. 3

The Shammi Kapoor Way

No need to turn and twist your body the way he did – if you can carry it off, then there’s no problem, but if you can’t, then there will be a big problem. So, don’t try doing that. But yes, you can attempt to look at your wife the way he looked at Sharmila Tagore in An Evening in Paris while singing the song, Akele, akele, kahan jaa rahe ho – the love, the romance, the longing that seeps from his eyes is to be seen to be believed. Try looking at your wife in this same way and see her weakening in her knees.

No. 4

The Shahrukh Khan Way   

Just spread your arms as wide as possible, lean back a little, tilt your head sideways, and then look at her the way a child looks at a store full of toys. And then bring that pain - that heart-breaking expression a child has when he is denied those toys – that ache in your eyes, and look at the wife with those sad, sorrowful look – even the most hard-hearted woman will melt.

  

No. 5

The Rajnikant Way

Use this way sparingly. Because if you overuse it, its effect will go away. This is a sure-shot way of attracting your wife’s attention. Whether she is busy, or angry, or sad, or temporarily not interested in you, the Rajni way will always work. For who can not respond when you look at anyone in that way. The Rajni way is a remedy for all cure. But don’t toss cigarette in the air to catch between your lips and then look at her – no, no, that won’t work. That only Rajni can do.  

-          NZ

12.6.2019

Comments

  1. Faiyaz Mandlik15 June 2019 at 06:47

    Bhai what about Mogambo way and when she wants something then you can give her Shakti Kapoor way

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