Do’s and Don’ts When WIFE is ANGRY



The smartest thing that a husband can do is not to let his wife get angry. That will save him from stress and headache. But husbands sometimes do the dumbest thing. They make their wives angry. An angry wife is like an angry bee. She will sting you. To avoid getting stung, the husband has to play his cards correctly – he has already dealt a wrong hand and thus cannot afford to do that again.



To help my fellow husbands, I have listed down the Do’s and Don’ts to follow when wife is ANGRY.



DON’TS   



Don’t smile.

Don’t switch on the TV – switch it off, if it’s on.

Don’t use your phone.

Don’t look here and there.

Don’t look at her directly.

Don’t chew your nail.

Don’t blink.

Don’t think.

Don’t sigh.

Don’t breathe.



DO’S



Surrender your credit card to her (experts – seasoned husbands - say that this is the most important tool to manage wife’s anger).

Surrender your debit card too if you want the storm to abate quickly.

Praise the dress she is wearing (even if it is an old gown in which you’ve seen her thousand times).

Tell her you are taking a day off from office just for her.

Comment on her weight (remember to comment positively, otherwise you are doomed, and no suggestion or recommendation can save you).

Order a bouquet of flowers.

Tell her for next one month she needn’t enter the kitchen.

Ask her if you can use her phone to call the jeweler to check if any latest design ring or bracelet is available.

Quickly prepare a shopping schedule for the week. Depending upon the level of her anger, you can prepare the schedule for a month, six months, or even a year. In certain cases, the husband – to pacify the wife – will have to chalk out a 5-year shopping plan or a 10-year shopping plan.

    

The brave husband can try reaching out for the wife’s hand. This requires tremendous courage, mind you. So, I wouldn’t recommend this for the weak-hearted.



When her hand is in your hand, pull her gently towards you, and then tilt your head like Rajesh Khanna did in his heyday, crinkle your eyes, and sing, ‘gussa itna haseen hai toh pyaar kaisa hoga’ (if your anger is so beautiful, how beautiful would your love be?)



Hopefully, she will relent, if not, then be ready for another thunderstorm.



-           NZ

18.9.2019

BN: 131


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  1. Unknown18 September 2019 at 07:56

    Nasir sab khairiyat,i like it ,achchha hai,seekhne ke liye

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